Merry Fucking Whatever Paint Can

The "Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever" Paint Can Candle is your perfect way to spread some non-specific holiday cheer. With a holiday tree scent that combines the crisp, refreshing notes of cypress and fir, this candle brings the classic aroma of a fresh-cut tree to your space—without the holiday pressure. Ideal for anyone who’s just here for the vibes, this fragrance creates a cozy, woodsy atmosphere that says, "I’m festive, but in my own way." Light it up and enjoy a scent that’s all about enjoying the season—on your terms.