Trophy Husband

Introducing the Trophy Husband Soap from Whiskey River, infused with the invigorating scent of New Car. Sup. See that guy lounging poolside on a random Tuesday afternoon like he hasn't a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a week, but let me tell you, my wife handles all the bills. She's the breadwinner, and I'm totally cool with that. Got something to say? Too bad. Now get back to work, corporate slave. Your break's over.