Middle Child

Introducing the Middle Child Soap from Whiskey River, infused with a delightful Purple Haze Grape scent. Who are you again? Even with neon pink hair and a Matrix-inspired wardrobe, you somehow remain unnoticed. Being the first child is overrated, right? Just ask your older sibling and your clueless parents. And don't get us started on the (cry)baby of the family—ay caramba! This soap is a cheeky nod to all the middle children who often feel overlooked. Embrace your unique charm and make a statement with a soap that understands your plight.